GUEST SUBMISSION POST BY PAT REGAN!
Tara Reid: Do you think I’m pretty?
A Dog: ……
Tara Reid: Bark at me. Bark at me if you think I’m pretty.
A Dog: ……
Tara Reid: Bark at me doggy! Say “woof woof!”
A Dog: ……
Tara Reid: Say “woof woof!”
A Dog: …..
Tara Reid: Say “woof woof!”
A Dog: …..
Tara Reid: I’m desperately alone.
A Dog: ……
Tara Reid: But I don’t care. Because I’m gonna open up my veins.
A Dog: …..
Tara Reid: Oh how the blood will flow like wine. It will be so…fucking…glorious!
A Dog: …..
Tara Reid: I can almost hear the angels singing now! Can you hear them, you little bitch dog?
A Dog: ……
Tara Reid: Ha-ha, shut the fuck up! You little bitch dog! YOU! LITTLE! BITCH! DOG!
