WEIRD ASS PREGNANCY PHOTOS - #4
Wife: So I get why I’m naked…
Husband: Because you look natural, like mother earth.
Wife: Right. But what’s with the tire?
Husband: I thought that since we’re taking a picture with your spare tire, I’d bring mine too.
Wife: I’m pregnant!
Husband: I’m joking sugar… but seriously, you knew when you married me that you’d have to share me with my tire business.
Wife: I know your business is really important to you, but these are pregnancy announcement photos, not tire announcement photos.
Husband: Baby, this photo has the three things in life I love more than anything else. You, our new baby and tires. Not necessarily in that order.
Wife: Can’t we at least use a clean tire?
Husband: Clean tires aren’t natural! You see a dirty tire and you know that it works. Three things I don’t trust. Clean tires, Russians and people with lisps. In that order.
Wife: Ok, but—
Husband: I don’t like the way they say “silly.” They sound like giant babies.
Wife: What if we get a few photos with the tire and then without the tire?
Husband: What if we get a few photos with your leg and then without? Because that’s basically what you’re asking me to do.
Wife: Fine dad, we’ll do it your way.