WEIRD ASS PREGNANCY PHOTOS - #3
A pregnant wife steps out of a dressing room.
Wife: Ok, I’m ready for the photoshoot!
Husband: Oh boy.
Photographer: You. Look. Amazing! A pregnant bunny, that’s never been done before!
Wife: A sexy pregnant bunny. Just because I’m pregnant doesn’t mean I still can’t look good!
The wife starts to dance all bump ‘n grind like.
Photographer: Whoa! Hold on while I turn up the air conditioning, because it’s getting hot in here!
Husband: Honey, wouldn’t you be more comfortable in a dress or literally anything else?
Wife: No, I want to wear the same outfit the night we met.
Photographer: Where’d you meet?
Wife: At Humperz down by the off ramp. I work there.
Photographer: Awww, and how long have you been together?
Husband: A little under nine months.