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WEIRD ASS PREGNANCY PHOTOS WEEK
What you are about to see cannot be unseen.
My mom and I saw The Avengers last night. We both really liked it. In case you were wondering what it’s like to see The Avengers with my mom, here’s a sampling:
Mom: (not whispering) Now Ronnie, what’s the name of the actress right there?
Me: (whispering) Scarlett Johansson.
Mom: (not whispering) Oh, that’s right. Scarlett Johansson. She’s beautiful.
Me: (whispering) Yep.
Mom: (not whispering) So glamorous.
Me: (whispering) Uh huh.
Scarlett Johansson punches a guy.
Mom: (not whispering) Oh, she just punched that guy. So he must be a bad guy then?
Me: (whispering) Yes mom, he’s a bad guy.
Mom: (not whispering) It’s hard keeping up with the story. I don’t know whose a bad guy and who isn’t. Oh, there’s Captain America. He’s so handsome.
Rinse, lather, repeat for the duration of the movie. I’m not going to lie, it was pretty mom adorable. Moms, amIright?