Owner 1: The Putting Edge Fun Center is open for business!
Owner 2: People are going to have so much fun here!
Owner 1: Hey, that’s why it’s the FUN Center. It’s the Center for FUN.
They both high five and scream yeah.
Owner 2: And it’s the only fun center that has glow-in-the-dark mini golf and an arcade and…
Owner 1: A name that is also a pun on the the 1992 movie The Cutting Edge!
Owner 2: The world’s finest comedy about an ill-tempered Olympic ice skater who teams up with a hockey player. A hockey player!
Owner 1: Live, laugh, play mother fuckers!
Owner 2: Everyone is going to get this reference!
Owner 1: We’re having so much fun!
Owner 2: That’s why we have people jumping on our business card!
Owner 1: Because when people have fun, they jump!
They both jump and high five in mid air. A customer walks in.
Customer: Excuse me, I just walked any noticed you guys opened. The Putting Edge, I love it!
Owner 1: Thank you!
Customer: So you have golf and ice skating?
Owner 2: Uh, just golf.
Customer: Oh. Ok then.
The customer exits.
Owner 1: This is all your fault.
Owner 2: I’m never going to jump again.