GUEST POST BY CAM
Reader Cam submitted this week’s guest post. When I asked him if there was anything he would like to promote, he said he wanted to pump his friend Margaret’s twitter since she’s the one who convinved him to write the post in the first place. Solid move Cam. So check out Cam’s friends twitter:
Guide 1: Are you sure handing out pieces of uncooked antelope meat is a good idea?
Guide 2: What are you talking about? It’s the best idea I’ve ever had!
Guide 1: It’s actually worse than your idea to give every person a ration of unpackaged butter.
Guide 2: C’mon, everyone loves butter.
Guide 1: We’re in the African savannah. It’s 104 degrees.
Guide 2: I’ll only admit that having everyone store the butter in their ammo holsters was not totally thought through, even though it’s the safest carrying pouch we have.
Guide 1: It’s a wildlife safari tour. No one is carrying a weapon besides you. And you told them to put the sticks of butter in their camera bags to “keep the gears loose.” Look, I’m just saying that handing each person an uncooked piece of antelope meat is dangerous.
Guide 2: Hey if you know a better way to coax out animals, then I’m all ears. I’m tired of giving refunds to New Yorkers who ‘didn’t see a fuggin’ thing.’
Guide 1: Whatever, I’m staying in the jeep. By the way, where is your rifle?
Guide 2: ……