Normal Guy: Hey! Guy with the flag!
Guy with the Flag: …
Normal Guy: Hey! Only guy here whose holding a flag! Yeah, you. Iwo Jima. Can you please put the flag down?
Guy with the Flag: …
Normal Guy: Oh for fuck’s sake, who brings a flag to a concert? Did you not think that maybe there would be people behind you?
Guy with the Flag: …
Normal Guy: I hope you wave your flag when the band hits the stage. Shit, I hope you wave it so hard. You’ll ruin the concert for even more people, but it’ll look so cool. You can go to sleep tonight and think, “Yeah! I waved the fuck outta my flag today. I’m a champion!
Guy with the Flag: …
Normal Guy: I’m going to the movies tomorrow. Can you show up with your flag and ruin that for me too? Glendale Galleria at 3:15PM. I’m going to see “The Vow.”
Guy with the Flag: …
Normal Guy: You like Channing Tatum? He was in Step Up 2. I think he held a flag in it, so…
Guy with the Flag: …
Normal Guy: Don’t wave your flag if you’re in.
Guy with the Flag: …
Normal Guy: Sweet. Oh and by the way, everyone here hates you.
