Wife: So, you’re sure we’re in the center?
Photographer: Yeah, totally.
Husband: Because from the way you’re holding the camera, it looks like we’re not.
The photographer takes a drag from his cigarette.
Photographer: Trust me.
Wife: We just really want to have a nice picture to display in our bed & breakfast and a photo of us pushed all the way to the side would look strange.
Photographer: Guys guys, it’s me. Larry. I’m a professional. I know what I’m doing.
Husband and Wife: Okay.
He snaps the photo.
Photographer: Now can you pay me in beer ‘cus It would save me a trip.