WEIRD ASS PREGNANCY PHOTO 2 Wife:  Honey, it’s time to take our Christmas card photo. She starts taking off her shirt. Husband:  What are you doing? Wife:  I’m going to be wearing nothing but my maternity pants and a Santa hat, with a giant ribbon around my belly. We talked about this. Husband:  I feel like I would’ve remembered talking about that. Babe, you can’t be naked in a Christmas card photo. Wife:  I’m not going to be naked naked. I’m covering my breasts with toy blocks that spell Carter. Husband:  Carter? Wife:  Our new baby’s name… we talked about this. Husband:  We did not talk about this— Wife:  Just stand behind me and help tie this ribbon. He sighs and helps. Wife:  Ok, now wrap your hands around me and duck down. Make sure your head isn’t showing. Husband:  What? That’s going to look weird, like you have these extra hands growing out of you. Wife:  It’s not going to look weird! It’s going to look artistic. That’s why I’m using a ribbon. Because Carter is our “present” to the world. Get it? Husband:  Babe, I really don’t like the name Carter for a boy. Wife:  We’re having a girl… we talked about this.

WEIRD ASS PREGNANCY PHOTO 2

Wife:  Honey, it’s time to take our Christmas card photo.

She starts taking off her shirt.

Husband:  What are you doing?

Wife:  I’m going to be wearing nothing but my maternity pants and a Santa hat, with a giant ribbon around my belly. We talked about this.

Husband:  I feel like I would’ve remembered talking about that. Babe, you can’t be naked in a Christmas card photo.

Wife:  I’m not going to be naked naked. I’m covering my breasts with toy blocks that spell Carter.

Husband:  Carter?

Wife:  Our new baby’s name… we talked about this.

Husband:  We did not talk about this—

Wife:  Just stand behind me and help tie this ribbon.

He sighs and helps.

Wife:  Ok, now wrap your hands around me and duck down. Make sure your head isn’t showing.

Husband:  What? That’s going to look weird, like you have these extra hands growing out of you.

Wife:  It’s not going to look weird! It’s going to look artistic. That’s why I’m using a ribbon. Because Carter is our “present” to the world. Get it?

Husband:  Babe, I really don’t like the name Carter for a boy.

Wife:  We’re having a girl… we talked about this.

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