WEIRD ASS PREGNANCY PHOTO 2
Wife: Honey, it’s time to take our Christmas card photo.
She starts taking off her shirt.
Husband: What are you doing?
Wife: I’m going to be wearing nothing but my maternity pants and a Santa hat, with a giant ribbon around my belly. We talked about this.
Husband: I feel like I would’ve remembered talking about that. Babe, you can’t be naked in a Christmas card photo.
Wife: I’m not going to be naked naked. I’m covering my breasts with toy blocks that spell Carter.
Wife: Our new baby’s name… we talked about this.
Husband: We did not talk about this—
Wife: Just stand behind me and help tie this ribbon.
He sighs and helps.
Wife: Ok, now wrap your hands around me and duck down. Make sure your head isn’t showing.
Husband: What? That’s going to look weird, like you have these extra hands growing out of you.
Wife: It’s not going to look weird! It’s going to look artistic. That’s why I’m using a ribbon. Because Carter is our “present” to the world. Get it?
Husband: Babe, I really don’t like the name Carter for a boy.
Wife: We’re having a girl… we talked about this.