WEIRD ASS PREGNANCY PHOTOS - #1 Husband:  Carol, you look so beautiful right now. Wife:  I feel so free and pure. You look like Julius Caesar. Husband:  It’s weird you say that, I feel like Julius Caesar! Wife:  Is the camera is set to self-timer? Husband:  Yes, and I’m pressing it……. now! He presses the button and runs over to his wife. Wife:  Remember, let’s both look down… Husband + Wife:  Like we are gazing at our newborn child. Husband:  God, I feel so connected to you right now. Wife:  And not just because you’re inside of me physically.  Husband:  The hardest part about all this is not crying because it’s just so beautiful. Wife:  These pregnancy announcements are going to change the world. But, should I cover my breasts? Husband:  Hmm, yeah. We don’t want to weird our friends out. The timer ends. The camera flashes. A week later, a woman opens her mail. Woman:  Whatthefuck?!

WEIRD ASS PREGNANCY PHOTOS - #1

Husband:  Carol, you look so beautiful right now.

Wife:  I feel so free and pure. You look like Julius Caesar.

Husband:  It’s weird you say that, I feel like Julius Caesar!

Wife:  Is the camera is set to self-timer?

Husband:  Yes, and I’m pressing it……. now!

He presses the button and runs over to his wife.

Wife:  Remember, let’s both look down…

Husband + Wife:  Like we are gazing at our newborn child.

Husband:  God, I feel so connected to you right now.

Wife:  And not just because you’re inside of me physically. 

Husband:  The hardest part about all this is not crying because it’s just so beautiful.

Wife:  These pregnancy announcements are going to change the world. But, should I cover my breasts?

Husband:  Hmm, yeah. We don’t want to weird our friends out.

The timer ends. The camera flashes. A week later, a woman opens her mail.

Woman:  Whatthefuck?!

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    Amazing.
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