WEIRD ASS PREGNANCY PHOTOS - #1
Husband: Carol, you look so beautiful right now.
Wife: I feel so free and pure. You look like Julius Caesar.
Husband: It’s weird you say that, I feel like Julius Caesar!
Wife: Is the camera is set to self-timer?
Husband: Yes, and I’m pressing it……. now!
He presses the button and runs over to his wife.
Wife: Remember, let’s both look down…
Husband + Wife: Like we are gazing at our newborn child.
Husband: God, I feel so connected to you right now.
Wife: And not just because you’re inside of me physically.
Husband: The hardest part about all this is not crying because it’s just so beautiful.
Wife: These pregnancy announcements are going to change the world. But, should I cover my breasts?
Husband: Hmm, yeah. We don’t want to weird our friends out.
The timer ends. The camera flashes. A week later, a woman opens her mail.