GUEST CONCOCTED CONVERSATION BY ALEX GRADET Alex Gradet, writer/performer/all around good guy, is this week’s guest contributor. I know the site has been a bit dormant lately, but that’s all going to change soon. I’m just thankful that funny people like Alex are here to pick up the slack. @gradet —————————————————————————— Designer:  Here we go: first, we hit ‘em with the sexy girl on the left, but then BAM! The one on the right is totally unlacing her bikini, and it’s like “GODDAMN! That one on the right is totally unlacing her bikini!” Studio Exec:  Yeahhhh … the movie’s PG-13 now. Too racy. Let’s lose it. Designer:  Let’s lose what? Studio Exec:  The unlacing. Designer:  The unlacing?? Studio Exec:  Comp out the lace in her hand. Designer:  … It’s a lace. We’re not showing her bottomless. Studio Exec:  We’re suggesting her bottomless. Let’s make her more like the other girl. Designer:  If we’re gonna make her more like the other girl, why do we need the other girl? Studio Exec:  Look, I’m trying to get an hj from the other girl., so we’ve gotta keep the other girl. Designer:  … Fine, I’ll comp out the lace.  Studio Exec:  Thank you. Designer:  And fix her hand. Studio Exec:  Whoa, whoa, nobody said anything about fixing the hand. You’re hourly. Designer:  So it looks like she’s unlacing her bikini bottom, but not. Studio Exec:  Right, her hand’s just out there. Totally naturally. Designer:  You’re the worst. Studio Exec:  I get that a lot.

GUEST CONCOCTED CONVERSATION BY ALEX GRADET

Alex Gradet, writer/performer/all around good guy, is this week’s guest contributor. I know the site has been a bit dormant lately, but that’s all going to change soon. I’m just thankful that funny people like Alex are here to pick up the slack.

@gradet

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Designer:  Here we go: first, we hit ‘em with the sexy girl on the left, but then BAM! The one on the right is totally unlacing her bikini, and it’s like “GODDAMN! That one on the right is totally unlacing her bikini!”

Studio Exec:  Yeahhhh … the movie’s PG-13 now. Too racy. Let’s lose it.

Designer:  Let’s lose what?

Studio Exec:  The unlacing.

Designer:  The unlacing??

Studio Exec:  Comp out the lace in her hand.

Designer:  … It’s a lace. We’re not showing her bottomless.

Studio Exec:  We’re suggesting her bottomless. Let’s make her more like the other girl.

Designer:  If we’re gonna make her more like the other girl, why do we need the other girl?

Studio Exec:  Look, I’m trying to get an hj from the other girl., so we’ve gotta keep the other girl.

Designer:  … Fine, I’ll comp out the lace. 

Studio Exec:  Thank you.

Designer:  And fix her hand.

Studio Exec:  Whoa, whoa, nobody said anything about fixing the hand. You’re hourly.

Designer:  So it looks like she’s unlacing her bikini bottom, but not.

Studio Exec:  Right, her hand’s just out there. Totally naturally.

Designer:  You’re the worst.

Studio Exec:  I get that a lot.

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