NOTES FROM A BOARD - #2 This series is inspired from notes I have seen on cafe bulletin boards in LA. Friend 1:  I gotta admit. I’m digging the honey in my coffee trick.  Friend 2:  It’s good, right? Oh hey check this out. She points to the bulletin board. Friend 1: ‘I buy sell and trade crystals and am staying in the area till the 3rd. Zlacite, Haetan, Purtz, Opals… Jason.’ Friend 1:  Jeez, is the economy crystal-selling bad? Friend 2:  Let’s call him! Friend 1:  He is in town only to the 3rd.  Friend 2:  Guys who sell crystals are always on the move. Friend 1:  Bet you $5 he’ll roll up on his bike wearing a fanny pack. Friend 2:  Bet he’ll ask us for weed. Friend 1:  People who are into crystals freak me out. Friend 2:  Yeah, I feel like people who buy crystals probably own a sword with a handle that turns into a dragon. Friend 1:  With wings as the handles. Friend 2:  You know what else freaks me out? Friend 1:  A committed relationship? Friend 2:  Fuck you.  A rolls up on a bicycle wearing a fanny pack. Friend 1:  Oh look, your new boyfriend’s here. Friend 2:  Fuck you forever. Crystal Guy:  You guys got any weed?

NOTES FROM A BOARD - #2

This series is inspired from notes I have seen on cafe bulletin boards in LA.

Friend 1:  I gotta admit. I’m digging the honey in my coffee trick. 

Friend 2:  It’s good, right? Oh hey check this out.

She points to the bulletin board.

Friend 1: ‘I buy sell and trade crystals and am staying in the area till the 3rd. Zlacite, Haetan, Purtz, Opals… Jason.’

Friend 1:  Jeez, is the economy crystal-selling bad?

Friend 2:  Let’s call him!

Friend 1:  He is in town only to the 3rd. 

Friend 2:  Guys who sell crystals are always on the move.

Friend 1:  Bet you $5 he’ll roll up on his bike wearing a fanny pack.

Friend 2:  Bet he’ll ask us for weed.

Friend 1:  People who are into crystals freak me out.

Friend 2:  Yeah, I feel like people who buy crystals probably own a sword with a handle that turns into a dragon.

Friend 1:  With wings as the handles.

Friend 2:  You know what else freaks me out?

Friend 1:  A committed relationship?

Friend 2:  Fuck you. 

A rolls up on a bicycle wearing a fanny pack.

Friend 1:  Oh look, your new boyfriend’s here.

Friend 2:  Fuck you forever.

Crystal Guy:  You guys got any weed?

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