NOTES FROM A BOARD - #2
This series is inspired from notes I have seen on cafe bulletin boards in LA.
Friend 1: I gotta admit. I’m digging the honey in my coffee trick.
Friend 2: It’s good, right? Oh hey check this out.
She points to the bulletin board.
Friend 1: ‘I buy sell and trade crystals and am staying in the area till the 3rd. Zlacite, Haetan, Purtz, Opals… Jason.’
Friend 1: Jeez, is the economy crystal-selling bad?
Friend 2: Let’s call him!
Friend 1: He is in town only to the 3rd.
Friend 2: Guys who sell crystals are always on the move.
Friend 1: Bet you $5 he’ll roll up on his bike wearing a fanny pack.
Friend 2: Bet he’ll ask us for weed.
Friend 1: People who are into crystals freak me out.
Friend 2: Yeah, I feel like people who buy crystals probably own a sword with a handle that turns into a dragon.
Friend 1: With wings as the handles.
Friend 2: You know what else freaks me out?
Friend 1: A committed relationship?
Friend 2: Fuck you.
A rolls up on a bicycle wearing a fanny pack.
Friend 1: Oh look, your new boyfriend’s here.
Friend 2: Fuck you forever.
Crystal Guy: You guys got any weed?