JK Rowling: So about your illustration for Goblet of Fire…
Illustrator: Pretty cool, right?
JK Rowling: Harry looks like a lesbian.
JK Rowling: He looks like a tiny lesbian. I mean, look at his hair. That is a gym teacher’s haircut if I’ve ever seen one.
Illustrator: It’s exactly what you told me to do.
JK Rowling: And his expression.
Illustrator: He’s smiling.
JK Rowling: Yeah, but he’s doing it all lesbiany. Listen, don’t blame yourself. Every little boy goes through a lesbian phase. You just really captured it.
Illustrator: I really don’t think that’s true—
JK Rowling: Look at any young boy on the planet and I guarentee they look like a miniature version of a 37-year-old lesbian who doesn’t give a fuck.
Illustrator: You’re so much different in person.
JK Rowling: Yeah, I get that a lot.
JK Rowling farts.
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