JK Rowling:  So about your illustration for Goblet of Fire… Illustrator:  Pretty cool, right? JK Rowling:  Harry looks like a lesbian. Illustrator:  What?! JK Rowling:  He looks like a tiny lesbian. I mean, look at his hair. That is a gym teacher’s haircut if I’ve ever seen one. Illustrator:  It’s exactly what you told me to do. JK Rowling:  And his expression. Illustrator:  He’s smiling. JK Rowling:  Yeah, but he’s doing it all lesbiany. Listen, don’t blame yourself. Every little boy goes through a lesbian phase. You just really captured it. Illustrator:  I really don’t think that’s true— JK Rowling:  Look at any young boy on the planet and I guarentee they look like a miniature version of a 37-year-old lesbian who doesn’t give a fuck. Illustrator:  You’re so much different in person. JK Rowling:  Yeah, I get that a lot. JK Rowling farts.

JK Rowling:  So about your illustration for Goblet of Fire…

Illustrator:  Pretty cool, right?

JK Rowling:  Harry looks like a lesbian.

Illustrator:  What?!

JK Rowling:  He looks like a tiny lesbian. I mean, look at his hair. That is a gym teacher’s haircut if I’ve ever seen one.

Illustrator:  It’s exactly what you told me to do.

JK Rowling:  And his expression.

Illustrator:  He’s smiling.

JK Rowling:  Yeah, but he’s doing it all lesbiany. Listen, don’t blame yourself. Every little boy goes through a lesbian phase. You just really captured it.

Illustrator:  I really don’t think that’s true—

JK Rowling:  Look at any young boy on the planet and I guarentee they look like a miniature version of a 37-year-old lesbian who doesn’t give a fuck.

Illustrator:  You’re so much different in person.

JK Rowling:  Yeah, I get that a lot.

JK Rowling farts.

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