Concocted Conversations

Ad Man: Everyone knows we need more butts in seats this season.

Boss: Absolutely.

Ad Man: Which is why I propose an in-your-face ad campaign. In-you-face advertising for in-your-face-hockey.

The ad man brings up an ad on the projector screen.

Ad Man: “If Only Your Chances of Scoring Were This Good.”

Boss: Hmmm.

Ad Man: In you face!

Boss: So what you’re saying is that the LA Kings are going to score a lot…

Ad Man: Exactly.

Boss: And that people will wish they were as good as the LA Kings…

Ad Man: Not likely!

Boss: But they’re not as good as the LA Kings…

Ad Man: Duh!

Boss: Excuse me?

Ad Man: (coughs) Yes, that’s the idea sir. Guys can’t “score” like the LA Kings.

Boss: So, what you’re really saying is, “Hey, you’re horrible with women. So how about some LA Kings hockey?

Ad Man: Uhhhhhhh… fuck.

Boss: What did you just say?

Ad Man: Uh… I said, uh, fuck. Wait, no. Shit! Aw fuck. Dammit.

Boss: Calm down. I like it. Virgins got money since they aren’t buying condoms. Print ‘em up.

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