Friend 1:  Haha, Check this out. I crossed out “cancelled” and wrote “better.” Friend 2:  Yeah, I see that. We better go now. Friend 1:  So instead of saying “Class is cancelled due to carbon monoxide leak”, it says “Class is better!” Haha. Friend 2:  Can we go already? Friend 1:  Hold on, I want to take a picture of it. Friend 2:  There is a poisonous gas leak in this room. We need to leave. Now. Friend 1:  Whoever wrote this spelled “cancelled” wrong. There’s two L’s in cancelled, not one. Dumbass. Friend 2:  Maybe they were being affected by the POISONOUS gas leak? Let’s go already. Friend 1:  What about “Class is a gas!” Haha, get it? Because class is a gas and carbon monoxide is…  Friend 2:  I swear I will leave you here and you will die. Friend 1:  So, you don’t get it? Friend 2:  What I get is that carbon monoxide is a poisonous gas. So, we should go. Right now. Friend 1:  You’re right. But first I have to pee in the corner.  Friend 2:  WHY?!  Friend 1:  I’m going to erase “carbon monoxide”, so it says “Class is Cancelled Due to the Leak.” Get it? Pee? Leak? Fuck, I feel lightheaded. Friend 2:  Me too. Friend 1:  Yeah… They both pass out and die.

Friend 1:  Haha, Check this out. I crossed out “cancelled” and wrote “better.”

Friend 2:  Yeah, I see that. We better go now.

Friend 1:  So instead of saying “Class is cancelled due to carbon monoxide leak”, it says “Class is better!” Haha.

Friend 2:  Can we go already?

Friend 1:  Hold on, I want to take a picture of it.

Friend 2:  There is a poisonous gas leak in this room. We need to leave. Now.

Friend 1:  Whoever wrote this spelled “cancelled” wrong. There’s two L’s in cancelled, not one. Dumbass.

Friend 2:  Maybe they were being affected by the POISONOUS gas leak? Let’s go already.

Friend 1:  What about “Class is a gas!” Haha, get it? Because class is a gas and carbon monoxide is… 

Friend 2:  I swear I will leave you here and you will die.

Friend 1:  So, you don’t get it?

Friend 2:  What I get is that carbon monoxide is a poisonous gas. So, we should go. Right now.

Friend 1:  You’re right. But first I have to pee in the corner. 

Friend 2:  WHY?! 

Friend 1:  I’m going to erase “carbon monoxide”, so it says “Class is Cancelled Due to the Leak.” Get it? Pee? Leak? Fuck, I feel lightheaded.

Friend 2:  Me too.

Friend 1:  Yeah…

They both pass out and die.

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