Bowler 1: Oh no.
Bowler 2: What?
Bowler 1: You didn’t tell me “Scared Splitless” was competing.
Bowler 2: “Scared Splitless?”
Bowler 1: They’re the 3-Man Team World Record Holders.
Bowler 2: Wow. They look like serious child molesters.
Bowler 1: The only thing they’re going to molest is the pins on the lane.
Bowler 2: Ugh, you are just terrible at those kind of jokes. Who are these guys anyway?
Bowler 1: In the center is Mark “The Stallion” Schmoll and on the right is Tom “Fuck You” Murphy. After they won the last tournament, they bought fancy gold chains and now refuse to button up their polo shirts.
Bowler 2: What about the guy on the left?
Bowler 1: That’s Pat “Quiet Dragon” Partilla. He’s always been a bit of a loner.
Bowler 2: He looks like he masturbates to organ music.
Bowler 1: I hear he just stays home and works on growing a mustache.
Bowler 2: His glasses are ginormous.
Bowler 1: The rumor is they are hi-tech telescopes. But I bet he’s so good because of nightly crying jags.
Bowler 2 gives him a look.
Bowler 1: What? It purifies your body of toxins.
The Juice: Don’t be intimated fellas. You got “The Juice” on your side.
Bowler 1: Damn.
Bowler 2: Right.
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