John Chacko, Jr. approaches a middle-aged woman looking for a bowling ball. She’s fit and rather attractive for her age. John:  So, bowl here often? Woman:  Uh, not really. My son likes to bowl. John:  A kid? Hey, The Juice is cool with that. Woman:  The what? John:  The Juice. It’s my nickname.  Beat. Woman:  Okay. John:  You probably don’t recognize me without all my trophies. I’m John Chacko, Jr… The Juice. Woman:  … John:  Of bowling fame. Woman:  Uhuh, so I have to go. John:  Do you honestly not know who I am? Woman:  I feel like if I say no, you’re going to keep talking to me… so yes? John:  I’ve bowled a ‘299’ 38 times! I have been one point shy of perfection 38 times. Woman:  To be honest, that sounds like the type of thing people create an award for so the person doesn’t go out and kill themselves. John:  I’m not going to lie. Sometimes I put the gun in my mouth to see what it tastes like. Woman:  Ok, I really have to go. She walks away. John:  I could run for fucking mayor if I wanted. I’m the goddamn Juice.

John Chacko, Jr. approaches a middle-aged woman looking for a bowling ball. She’s fit and rather attractive for her age.

John:  So, bowl here often?

Woman:  Uh, not really. My son likes to bowl.

John:  A kid? Hey, The Juice is cool with that.

Woman:  The what?

John:  The Juice. It’s my nickname. 

Beat.

Woman:  Okay.

John:  You probably don’t recognize me without all my trophies. I’m John Chacko, Jr… The Juice.

Woman:  …

John:  Of bowling fame.

Woman:  Uhuh, so I have to go.

John:  Do you honestly not know who I am?

Woman:  I feel like if I say no, you’re going to keep talking to me… so yes?

John:  I’ve bowled a ‘299’ 38 times! I have been one point shy of perfection 38 times.

Woman:  To be honest, that sounds like the type of thing people create an award for so the person doesn’t go out and kill themselves.

John:  I’m not going to lie. Sometimes I put the gun in my mouth to see what it tastes like.

Woman:  Ok, I really have to go.

She walks away.

John:  I could run for fucking mayor if I wanted. I’m the goddamn Juice.

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