YOU:  What’s this?

ME:  My friend and I sold a webseries to MTV Clutch and this is the first episode.

YOU:  What’s it about?

ME:  It’s called How to End a Date in 30 Seconds or Less… 

YOU:  I don’t know, I’m kinda busy.

ME:  It’s 27 seconds.

YOU:  27 seconds? Yeah, I got time for that.

You watch it.

YOU:  I don’t know whether to hate you or make love to you.

ME:  Yeah. I get that a lot.

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