Daughter:  I thought you said we were going to the toy store? This is just a Rite-Aid. Dad:  It’s got toys. Daughter:  Dad, Rite-Aid has the worst toys ever.  Dad:  You want one of these big dollies? Daughter:  Ewww, no. Why would I want a doll that’s the same size as me? Dad:  I thought you liked playing with dolls? Daughter:  I like playing with dolls that are small, like a normal child. These are for kids who don’t have friends. They’re like Real Sex dolls but for friendship. Dad:  What did you just say?! Daughter:  What? We have HBO. Dad:  You talk surprisingly well for a nine-year-old. Daughter:  Well, you wouldn’t know. You’re not around much. Dad:  Ouch… hey, how about that toy on the upper right there? The doll’s head. Daughter:  The severed doll’s head? Yeah Dad, I can’t wait to play with that. Dad:  Really? Daughter:  Ugh, mom’s right. You’re the worst.

Daughter:  I thought you said we were going to the toy store? This is just a Rite-Aid.

Dad:  It’s got toys.

Daughter:  Dad, Rite-Aid has the worst toys ever. 

Dad:  You want one of these big dollies?

Daughter:  Ewww, no. Why would I want a doll that’s the same size as me?

Dad:  I thought you liked playing with dolls?

Daughter:  I like playing with dolls that are small, like a normal child. These are for kids who don’t have friends. They’re like Real Sex dolls but for friendship.

Dad:  What did you just say?!

Daughter:  What? We have HBO.

Dad:  You talk surprisingly well for a nine-year-old.

Daughter:  Well, you wouldn’t know. You’re not around much.

Dad:  Ouch… hey, how about that toy on the upper right there? The doll’s head.

Daughter:  The severed doll’s head? Yeah Dad, I can’t wait to play with that.

Dad:  Really?

Daughter:  Ugh, mom’s right. You’re the worst.

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