Two women in white stand in the corner of a party watching Kim Kardashian. Friend:  What. Host:  A. Friend:  Batch. Host:  It’s a white party. The invitation said to wear white! Friend:  It’s just so tacky.  Host:  You don’t show up to a white party wearing green!  Friend:  You’re also not supposed to make sex tapes with R&B singers from the 90’s. Host:  I am still trying to figure out how that made her famous. Friend:  You and the rest of the world. Host:  What is she doing now? A drunk Kim Kardashian starts dancing. Kim Kardashian:  Hayyyyy!  Host:  There’s not even any music playing! Kim pulls out a camera and hands it to a random party goer.  Friend:  What is she trying to do? Host:  I think she’s trying to make a sex tape. Friend:  But she’s making out with a couch cushion. Kim Kardashian:  Hayyyyy! Host:  She is such an idiot. A group of guys gather to watch Kim make out with a couch cushion. Guy:  That’s so hot. Host:  WHY IS THIS BATCH A THING?

Two women in white stand in the corner of a party watching Kim Kardashian.

Friend:  What.

Host:  A.

Friend:  Batch.

Host:  It’s a white party. The invitation said to wear white!

Friend:  It’s just so tacky. 

Host:  You don’t show up to a white party wearing green! 

Friend:  You’re also not supposed to make sex tapes with R&B singers from the 90’s.

Host:  I am still trying to figure out how that made her famous.

Friend:  You and the rest of the world.

Host:  What is she doing now?

A drunk Kim Kardashian starts dancing.

Kim Kardashian:  Hayyyyy! 

Host:  There’s not even any music playing!

Kim pulls out a camera and hands it to a random party goer. 

Friend:  What is she trying to do?

Host:  I think she’s trying to make a sex tape.

Friend:  But she’s making out with a couch cushion.

Kim Kardashian:  Hayyyyy!

Host:  She is such an idiot.

A group of guys gather to watch Kim make out with a couch cushion.

Guy:  That’s so hot.

Host:  WHY IS THIS BATCH A THING?

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