Boss:  Hey Boss, I just printed up ten thousand new business cards for the club. Employee:  Really? That shows great initiative. You saw something that needed to be done and you did it. The boss looks at the card. Boss:  Uh… Employee:  Pretty hot how she’s exhaling smoke, right? Boss:  You do realize it looks like she has three boobs. Employee:  No no, that’s her shoulder…  The employee looks at the card closely. Employee:  Crap. She does look like she has three boobs. Boss:  Or one tiny boob next to a giant boob that she’s holding like a baby. Employee:  Well, the prostitute in Total Recall had three boobs. Boss:  Good point, she was crazy hot. Let’s use the crap out of these.

Boss:  Hey Boss, I just printed up ten thousand new business cards for the club.

Employee:  Really? That shows great initiative. You saw something that needed to be done and you did it.

The boss looks at the card.

Boss:  Uh…

Employee:  Pretty hot how she’s exhaling smoke, right?

Boss:  You do realize it looks like she has three boobs.

Employee:  No no, that’s her shoulder… 

The employee looks at the card closely.

Employee:  Crap. She does look like she has three boobs.

Boss:  Or one tiny boob next to a giant boob that she’s holding like a baby.

Employee:  Well, the prostitute in Total Recall had three boobs.

Boss:  Good point, she was crazy hot. Let’s use the crap out of these.

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