A NOT SO CONCOCTED CONVERSATION:  DONATING BLOOD
I want to start donating blood in honor of my dad, because he was a huge supporter of it. Before he passed, he was just one pint short of having donated a gallon. Last year, I found a blood center in Burbank and called to setup an appointment.
NURSE:  Are you eligible to donate?
ME:  I think so. I did some traveling in the past year though.
NURSE:  Where did you go?
ME:  Well, I went to China…
NURSE:  Ok.
ME:  Thailand, India…
NURSE:  India? Oh, no way.
ME:  What?
NURSE:  There’s no way you can donate. You have to wait a full year from the date you left India. Where else did you go?
ME:  South Africa.
NURSE:  Really? Wow. Yeah, there’s no way. Where else?
ME:  Um, Cape Verde.
NURSE:  Ooo where’s that?
ME:  It’s a small chain of islands off the coast of Africa.
NURSE:  Africa? Are you kidding? Yeah, there’s no way.
ME:  So I guess I should just hang up.
NURSE:  Can you tell me what India was like first?

A NOT SO CONCOCTED CONVERSATION:  DONATING BLOOD

I want to start donating blood in honor of my dad, because he was a huge supporter of it. Before he passed, he was just one pint short of having donated a gallon. Last year, I found a blood center in Burbank and called to setup an appointment.

NURSE:  Are you eligible to donate?

ME:  I think so. I did some traveling in the past year though.

NURSE:  Where did you go?

ME:  Well, I went to China…

NURSE:  Ok.

ME:  Thailand, India…

NURSE:  India? Oh, no way.

ME:  What?

NURSE:  There’s no way you can donate. You have to wait a full year from the date you left India. Where else did you go?

ME:  South Africa.

NURSE:  Really? Wow. Yeah, there’s no way. Where else?

ME:  Um, Cape Verde.

NURSE:  Ooo where’s that?

ME:  It’s a small chain of islands off the coast of Africa.

NURSE:  Africa? Are you kidding? Yeah, there’s no way.

ME:  So I guess I should just hang up.

NURSE:  Can you tell me what India was like first?

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