Jerry: And done.
Friend: This makes you look crazy!
Jerry: Crazy gets you noticed. George Clooney once walked into an audition with a six-pack of beer. Guess what, he got the part.
Friend: It also didn’t hurt that he looked like George Clooney.
Jerry: Do you like how I wrote “act” instead of “work”? It kinda hammers home that I’m an actor.
Friend: I think the giant ad on your car does that.
Jerry: When I’m famous, I’m going to eat Chipotle for every meal. With guacamole.
Friend: Jerry, you need to tone it down.
Jerry: Yeah, guacamole is expensive.
Friend: No, this acting thing. The head shots on every lamp post, constantly introducing yourself as “Sag Actor Jerry Prince…”
Jerry: How are people supposed to know I’m a Sag Actor if I don’t tell them?
Friend: It’s just too much.
Jerry: You’re just jealous.
Friend: Of what? I’m an engineer, Jerry. I have an actual skill.
Jerry: I have a skill. I’m an actor.
Friend: If your “skill” requires you to advertise it with soap, it’s not a skill.
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