Mom 1: It’s nice to get out of the house, relax and have a cup of coffee.
Mom 2: Yeah, I’m so exhausted.
The manager enters.
Manager: Excuse me ladies, but you have to finish your coffee and leave.
Mom 2: What? Why?
The manager points to the sign.
Manager: You’ve been here for over twenty minutes and the sign clearly says, “No loitering.”
Mom 1: We’re not loitering, we’re just sitting here.
Manager: That’s what loitering is.
Mom 2: Well, we’re not done yet so you’ll just have to wait.
Manager: Please don’t make me manage.
Mom 1: What?
Manager: I’m the manager and I will manage you.
Mom 1: What are you talking about?
Manager: Bottoms up bitches! And I’m not talkin’ about your coffee cups, I’m talking about your asses!
The manager flips their table, which is impressive because it is attached to the ground. The moms start backing away.
Manager: If you tell corporate, I’ll kill you.
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