Location - Men’s Room - Big Fish Pub - Glendale, CA Owner:  (yells) Pete, can I uh, talk to you about your art? Pete, a bearded man covered in paint, enters the bathroom holding a pitcher of Budweiser. Pete:  (burps) What? Owner:  I wanted to uh, discuss your mural here.  Pete:  The Sea of Pee? Go on. Owner:  First off, nice job on the mermaid. Pete:  Thank you.  Owner:  I was wondering though, am I looking at her chest or her back? Pete:  Looks like you looking at her titty.  Owner:  Right. Well, I do see one lone titty coming out the side so I thought I was looking at her chest, but then there’s no titty on the other side so I thought it must be her back. Unless the mermaid only has one titty? Pete burps and shrugs. Owner:  Ok. I guess it could be a profile shot, but you can’t see her face. Pete:  Faces are hard, so I said fuck it. Owner:  You forgot to paint arms. Pete:  No I didn’t… oh fuck, yeah I forgot. Owner:  How drunk are you?

Location - Men’s Room - Big Fish Pub - Glendale, CA

Owner:  (yells) Pete, can I uh, talk to you about your art?

Pete, a bearded man covered in paint, enters the bathroom holding a pitcher of Budweiser.

Pete:  (burps) What?

Owner:  I wanted to uh, discuss your mural here. 

Pete:  The Sea of Pee? Go on.

Owner:  First off, nice job on the mermaid.

Pete:  Thank you. 

Owner:  I was wondering though, am I looking at her chest or her back?

Pete:  Looks like you looking at her titty. 

Owner:  Right. Well, I do see one lone titty coming out the side so I thought I was looking at her chest, but then there’s no titty on the other side so I thought it must be her back. Unless the mermaid only has one titty?

Pete burps and shrugs.

Owner:  Ok. I guess it could be a profile shot, but you can’t see her face.

Pete:  Faces are hard, so I said fuck it.

Owner:  You forgot to paint arms.

Pete:  No I didn’t… oh fuck, yeah I forgot.

Owner:  How drunk are you?

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