Mom: I can’t believe it, my little girl’s first apartment! I got you a house warming present.
Daughter: Aw thanks Mom, that’s so sweet of you.
She opens the present.
Daughter: …
Mom: It’s art!
Daughter: …
Mom: For your walls!
Daughter: …
Mom: I made it in the Photoshop!
Daughter: Thanks, Mom. It’s so… colorful. But I don’t really say my prayers anymore.
Mom: Well you should, have you seen whose in the White House?
Daughter: Hey, I voted for Obama.
Mom: Don’t joke like that. Now I don’t like the art where you don’t know what it means, so I was very straight forward.
Daughter: Yeah, I see how you wrote “Pray for the Nation” and then put a map of the USA.
Mom: Well, I didn’t want people praying for England.
Daughter: I don’t think they would. You do have the flag up there, twice.
Mom: Do you like the heart with the flag in it? It’s because you “love” this country. Get it? It has levels.
Daughter: And then there’s Jesus because who else would you pray to?
Mom: Exactly! You have to pray to Jesus, otherwise the prayers don’t count.
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