Everyone: Excuse me miss, I ordered a Coke, not Diet Coke.
Waitress: I know, I brought you a regular Coke.
Everyone looks down and inspects the can.
Everyone: Whoa, what the fuck!
Waitress: Yeah, they changed the can.
Everyone: WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Waitress: Yeah, it’s kinda confusing.
Everyone: I AM SERIOUSLY LOSING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW!
Waitress: I think it’s to raise awareness for polar bears or something.
Everyone: I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING WRITING A LETTER! I’M NOT GOING TO DO IT BUT I SERIOUSLY AM CONSIDERING WRITING A LETTER! I AM “THINKING-ABOUT-WRITING-A-LETTER” PISSED OFF! I THOUGHT I ONLY EVER GOT THIS MAD ABOUT STUFF THAT REALLY MATTERS, LIKE WHEN FACEBOOK CHANGES THEIR USER INTERFACE!
Waitress: Yeah, they probably should have changed it to something that doesn’t look exactly like a Diet Coke can.
Everyone: I FEEL LIKE SHOOTING A FUCKING PERSON!
Waitress: Can you keep your voice down please? This is a family restaurant.
Everyone looks over at a table of kids.
Children: What the fuck is with these new Coke cans?
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