Peter the Apostle: Jesus we have to go to deliver the sermon on the mount.
Jesus: I’m going to call him Mr. Scaly!
Peter: Jesus, put the dinosaur down. Please. People are waiting.
Jesus: (to dinosaur) Who’s a little kitty cat? Are you a kitty cat? Nooo, you’re not a kitty cat. You’re a dinosaur.
Peter: The crowd is getting restless Jesus!
Jesus: Aww look, Mr. Scaly put his head on my chest! He knows who his mommy is.
Peter: Listen, I know you’re the Son of God and all, but that doesn’t mean you get to show up to places whenever you want. We have a schedule!
Jesus: Mr. Scaly, can you say Uncle Peter?
Peter: (to himself)Why do I spend the time making a schedule if you’re not going to stick to it?
Dinosaur: Crawwww.
Jesus: Awww! Peter, he likes you!
Peter: We need to go dammit!
Jesus: Whoa… Ok Mr. Scaly, I’m going to put you down now because Uncle Peter put on his grumpy tunic this morning.
Peter: Sorry, it’s just that we are going to be so late.
Jesus: No we aren’t.
Jesus starts hovering above the ground.
Jesus: Hop on!
Peter: You can fly?
Jesus: God damn right I can bro.
Peter hops on Jesus’s back and they zoom into the air.
Jesus: Merry Christmas!!
Peter: What?!?
Jesus: You’ll get it laterrrrrrrr!
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