A young man in horn-rimmed glasses and a cardigan sits at his computer. His boss, a fat balding man, walks up behind him.
Boss: Hey hey, nice work college boy!
Employee: Oh, thank you.
Boss: Pan-dorrr-a… sounds Mexican! Yeah! And box! Yeah, I like it! Cus box means pussy! Yeah!
Employee: Well, Pandora’s Box actually refers to an artifact of Greek mythology.
Boss: Greek? You mean like gay shit? Because we don’t do…
Employee: No no. See, Pandora’s “box” was actually a large jar given by the gods to the world’s first woman, Pandora. She opened it out of curiosity and it released all the evils of the world.
Boss: Sounds just like a woman.
Employee: But one thing remained in the box.
Boss: A boner?
Employee: No. Hope.
Boss: Hope in the shape of a boner?
Employee: I don’t think hope really has a shape.
Boss: But box still means pussy, right? If not, I’ve been making an idiot out of myself whenever I drive past the cardboard box factory.
Employee: Calling our product “Pandora’s Box” is just a commentary that we are unleashing the evils of pornography upon mankind.
Boss: I always say, “Hey! I wouldn’t mind workin’ there!” Cus box means pussy… right?
Employee: In other words, we are creating evil that cannot be undone… upon mankind.
Boss: Yeah, boners upon mankind! Good work kid. You got a bright future here.
The boss exits. The young man puts his head in his hands and starts sobbing.
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- bluelb-bunny said: Upon first glance, I thought this was an add for the drag queen, Pandora Boxx. Looked a bit like her.
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