Owner 1:  The Putting Edge Fun Center is open for business! Owner 2:  People are going to have so much fun here! Owner 1:  Hey, that’s why it’s the FUN Center. It’s the Center for FUN. They both high five and scream yeah. Owner 2:  And it’s the only fun center that has glow-in-the-dark mini golf and an arcade and… Owner 1:  A name that is also a pun on the the 1992 movie The Cutting Edge! Owner 2:  The world’s finest comedy about an ill-tempered Olympic ice skater who teams up with a hockey player. A hockey player! Owner 1:  Live, laugh, play mother fuckers! Owner 2:  Everyone is going to get this reference! Owner 1:  We’re having so much fun! Owner 2:  That’s why we have people jumping on our business card! Owner 1:  Because when people have fun, they jump! They both jump and high five in mid air. A customer walks in. Customer:  Excuse me, I just walked any noticed you guys opened. The Putting Edge, I love it! Owner 1:  Thank you! Customer:  So you have golf and ice skating? Owner 2:  Uh, just golf. Customer:  Oh. Ok then. The customer exits. Owner 1:  This is all your fault. Owner 2:  I’m never going to jump again.

Owner 1:  The Putting Edge Fun Center is open for business!

Owner 2:  People are going to have so much fun here!

Owner 1:  Hey, that’s why it’s the FUN Center. It’s the Center for FUN.

They both high five and scream yeah.

Owner 2:  And it’s the only fun center that has glow-in-the-dark mini golf and an arcade and…

Owner 1:  A name that is also a pun on the the 1992 movie The Cutting Edge!

Owner 2:  The world’s finest comedy about an ill-tempered Olympic ice skater who teams up with a hockey player. A hockey player!

Owner 1:  Live, laugh, play mother fuckers!

Owner 2:  Everyone is going to get this reference!

Owner 1:  We’re having so much fun!

Owner 2:  That’s why we have people jumping on our business card!

Owner 1:  Because when people have fun, they jump!

They both jump and high five in mid air. A customer walks in.

Customer:  Excuse me, I just walked any noticed you guys opened. The Putting Edge, I love it!

Owner 1:  Thank you!

Customer:  So you have golf and ice skating?

Owner 2:  Uh, just golf.

Customer:  Oh. Ok then.

The customer exits.

Owner 1:  This is all your fault.

Owner 2:  I’m never going to jump again.

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