Navigator:  Get on the 10-East.
Driver:  But we want to go west.
Navigator:  Get on the freeway! Quick, before we miss it!
The driver gets on the freeway.
Driver:  But I thought we wanted to go west?!
Navigator:  Well the directions say to get on the I-10 East.
Driver:  Fine, you’re the navigator.
Navigator:  Exit!!!
Driver:  What, right now?
Navigator:  Yes! Exit now! Go! Go! Go!
The baby in the back starts crying.
Driver:  Gahhh, I have no idea what’s going on!
Navigator:  The phone says to exit! Exit dammit!
The driver exits the freeway. 
Navigator:  (to the baby) It’s going to be ok sweetie. (to the driver) Now get on the freeway! 
Driver:  Are you serious?!
Navigator:  It’s the 10 West! We want to go west! Do it now! 
The driver enters the freeway.
Driver:  WHY ARE THESE DIRECTIONS SO DAMN CONFUSING!
The driver merges onto the I-10 West. As the car pulls into traffic, the baby stops crying. 
Passenger:  …
Driver:  …
Passenger:  Remember how crazy it was before we had phones that told us where to go?

Navigator:  Get on the 10-East.

Driver:  But we want to go west.

Navigator:  Get on the freeway! Quick, before we miss it!

The driver gets on the freeway.

Driver:  But I thought we wanted to go west?!

Navigator:  Well the directions say to get on the I-10 East.

Driver:  Fine, you’re the navigator.

Navigator:  Exit!!!

Driver:  What, right now?

Navigator:  Yes! Exit now! Go! Go! Go!

The baby in the back starts crying.

Driver:  Gahhh, I have no idea what’s going on!

Navigator:  The phone says to exit! Exit dammit!

The driver exits the freeway. 

Navigator:  (to the baby) It’s going to be ok sweetie. (to the driver) Now get on the freeway! 

Driver:  Are you serious?!

Navigator:  It’s the 10 West! We want to go west! Do it now! 

The driver enters the freeway.

Driver:  WHY ARE THESE DIRECTIONS SO DAMN CONFUSING!

The driver merges onto the I-10 West. As the car pulls into traffic, the baby stops crying. 

Passenger:  …

Driver:  …

Passenger:  Remember how crazy it was before we had phones that told us where to go?

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