Worker:  Sign’s up! Boss:  Dammit! It’s supposed to say Yogurt Heaven, not Yogurt Haven! Worker:  Really, are you sure? Boss:  Of course I’m sure! Why the hell would I name my new business Yogurt Haven? Worker:  Yogurt Haven sounds cool, like it’s a place of safety. You know, where you would go to get away from the world and relax and… eat yogurt. Boss:  But Yogurt Haven makes it seem like that’s where yogurt would go to get away from the world.  Worker:  Ohhhh, yeah you’re totally right. This makes no sense. Boss:  At least you got the font right. Worker:  Fun fact, I’m legally not allowed to make a yogurt shop sign in any other font. Boss:  Really? Worker:  Yeah. Same with the Papyrus font and New Age shops.

Worker:  Sign’s up!

Boss:  Dammit! It’s supposed to say Yogurt Heaven, not Yogurt Haven!

Worker:  Really, are you sure?

Boss:  Of course I’m sure! Why the hell would I name my new business Yogurt Haven?

Worker:  Yogurt Haven sounds cool, like it’s a place of safety. You know, where you would go to get away from the world and relax and… eat yogurt.

Boss:  But Yogurt Haven makes it seem like that’s where yogurt would go to get away from the world. 

Worker:  Ohhhh, yeah you’re totally right. This makes no sense.

Boss:  At least you got the font right.

Worker:  Fun fact, I’m legally not allowed to make a yogurt shop sign in any other font.

Boss:  Really?

Worker:  Yeah. Same with the Papyrus font and New Age shops.

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